Kenny is upset that his straight dad Pat is fitting in with the gay dodgeball league better than Kenny is. In a fit of anger, he announces to everyone that Pat isn't gay. The members of the gay dodgeball league are all shocked into silence. Finally, they inform Pat that if he's not gay, he can't play. Pat protests, but the rules of gay dodgeball are very clear. Watch this scene from Season 1, Episode 8, "The Real Book Club," and don't miss The Real O'Neals TUESDAYS 8:30|7:30c on ABC.