A montage of former champs at their not-so-finest.
Zach is down on love and down in the mud on our course.
It's all downhill from here, buddy.
Celeste Sanchez: Fun and fun-sized.
Jill channels Donald Trump while the bosses get riled up.
The bachelor cannot motivate himself to make a clean run.
The eventual winner has a rough go.
Nick Santo sets a new Wipeout Zone record.
He's got big balls. Of yarn.
Andy Tibbits endures a whole lot of head-on collisions.
Hear his sordid tale and watch her fold (in half).
Communication is important to a relationship -- which is why they're exes.
Rescuing you from stuck elevators! Unless you're pretty.
This week's champ has a rough start. Also, tiny nipples.
Those shorts... they're just so short.
Watch Arie Luyendyk run the Wipeout course!
Love... is like an obstacle course. It hurts. Bad.
It pays to get sticky with the platform.
Can she convince Jill to run the Wipeout course?
Jill lets The Alienator in on a little secret.
Nature's Janitor succeeds where many, many, many others have failed.
One of Jill's suitors might be moving a little fast in this relationship.
It might be a course record...but we're too lazy to look it up.
Standing on the finish platform is harder than it looks.
The two Johns can't believe it.
He spends most of his time in the water, but boy, can he swim.
We needed to censor pretty much all of this.
Not bad, fellas.
Hottie Courtney Turner crushes the hopes of all Nerds (again, most likely).
What's a jock doing in a nerd episode?
She won't quit! OK, she might quit.
She shows the Model Brothers how it's done.
It's not just a wipeout -- it's an ad campaign.