Mueller on a Cruller
Christmas is now less than a week away. We only have to move the Elf on the Shelf six more times, then back to that Tupperware bin in the crawl space he goes. The Elf on the Shelf has had a pretty good run, but this year there's a new sheriff in town, one who has been specially appointed to report on your child's every move.


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