The Zabvronians are leaving. They’re not happy, but it must be done. Things are too crazy here on Earth now, and Larry’s pregnant. No Zabvronian has ever given birth in human form. How will be hide his back bump? What hole will it even come out of? These concerns will be erased if they return to Zabvron.
But then there’s that little concern about losing their best friends. Debbie convinces Larry to stick around, but can he convince the rest of the Zabvronians, who are still crushing pretty hard on DJ Jazzy Jeff, who wants everyone to go home. And Reggie is still threatening to go human. (But it’s possible that Amber’s copy of Everyone Poops will be enough to create some second thoughts there.)
One thing is for sure: No matter how completely clueless and off-base Larry’s leadership choices are, he will carry them out with complete confidence.
Jackie: Oh goodness, Reggie Jackson. Stop talking like you’re in a Kate Hudson film.
Larry: Yes, and if you insist on it, at least start using Fool’s Gold dialogue.
Dick: I am going to Harvard. Do you know how rare it is for someone my age to get into college? Here’s the roster alphabetically: Butkus, Dick; Howser, Doogie. That’s it. So get on board.
Reggie: You said you loved me, Amber. No backsides! There’s no backsies on love!
DJ Jazzy Jeff: (to the alpaca) Kevin. Are you excited?
Alpaca Kevin: (Squeals)
DJ Jazzy Jeff: You’re gonna be back to your old self again. And no one’s going to remember the joke we played when we said we were all coming as alpacas.
Grandfather: (to Larry) Son, we will likely never speak again. You are a total embarrassment, and an abject failure. But despite that…oh crap, I have another call. Bye.
Larry: So, I’m not going to lie to you. I don’t know what things are going to look like this time next year. But I know we’re going to make it. I can’t see the path yet, but it’s there.
Larry: You never know.
Reggie: I’ve heard whispers about ABC Family?
Larry: Oh, screw that.